Please stop saying “Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.” On behalf of lesbians, we have more honey-dipped folks than we can reasonably handle. We can put you on a waiting list in the meantime.
We can only work so fast. This is why we recruit people into lesbianism. We need help with this. Don’t give us more.
… Can I still throw my boyfriend, lathered in honey, to the bears?
yeah, nicki has managed to really disappoint with stupid hoe
And now I have “countdown” stuck in my head. Killing me softly…
(Source: geegiivesyouwiings)
Via flash delirium.
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College Student with a bit of extra time. Such a concept. I perform in my local Rocky Horror cast, I work at a porn store, and I study some of the weirdest things...
